The Unexpected Satisfaction of Following a Random Thought
There are days when the world feels busy, loud, demanding—and then there are the rare, gentle ones where nothing is urgent, and your mind is free to wander into whatever distractions it chooses. That’s usually when it happens. One small click, one curious pause, and suddenly you’re staring at something you never expected to care […]
The Kind of Day That Felt Like an Accidental Pause Button
Some days don’t arrive with a mission. They don’t demand productivity, inspiration, or even basic motivation. They just show up quietly, like a soft knock on the door you almost didn’t hear. Today was one of those slow, spacious, oddly reflective days where nothing really happens—but somehow, everything becomes noticeable. I started by wandering around […]
The Surprisingly Emotional Mid-Career Breakdown of a Lightbulb
There once hung a ceiling lightbulb named Geraldine who had been illuminating the same living room for nine years. Nine. Years. Same couch. Same coffee table. Same human who always said, “Huh, it feels dark in here,” even when Geraldine was literally doing her job with 40 watts of pure dedication. One Tuesday (because all […]
A Real-Time Recording of a Brain That Tried to Be Normal and Immediately Failed
There is a point every morning—usually before caffeine has fully entered the bloodstream—when the brain whispers, “Today we will be focused and composed.” And for a very short, hopeful moment, you believe it. You imagine a day of productivity, organisation, maybe even remembering where you left things. But then, before logic can settle in, the […]
The International Union of People Who Take Soft Furnishings Way Too Personally
Once a month, in a hired hall that has no idea what kind of conversations it’s being exposed to, a group called The International Union of Emotionally Sensitive Homeowners meets to discuss matters that nobody else on Earth would consider important. The meeting began with Trevor, who took the floor (literally—he lay down for dramatic […]
The Afternoon That Forgot to Follow Instructions
It was supposed to be a normal day. The weather had no dramatic plans, the clocks were doing their job, and even the pigeons seemed emotionally stable. But around 1:17 PM, reality got distracted, put its settings on shuffle, and everything started acting like it had been left unsupervised for too long. The first sign […]